review: screaming o toone vibrator

review: screaming o toone vibrator

waaaaay back when, sometime last summer, the fine folx at peepshow toys sent me this toy to review (along with the very good blush temptasia elvira). unfortunately, life intervened in the form of a chronic illness and work stress, so although i gave this toy a thorough testing, sadly i haven’t sat down to write a review until now. forgive me, peeps at peepshow.

onward! 

the specs:

the screaming o toone is a rechargeable, body-safe silicone-coated vibrator with a cute, funny shape. it looks a bit like a bunny, with two flexible ears meant to “surround” the clit. let me tell you – this thing will get you hoppin’ on just the right setting! and with 10 vibration settings and 10 patterns, you’ll have fun discovering which setting is the best for you. each “ear” has its own motor. this really does make it a powerful vibe for its size. speaking of, this vibe is 4.2 inches in length and 2 inches wide. it fits nicely in the hand and the power button, which you also use to adjust its vibration, is in a very convenient place for switching things up while you’re playing with it.

the toone can be used for about an hour before it runs out of power, but i’ve let it sit for a while (read: months) and it’s still charged and ready to go. the charging mechanism was a little strange for me. i’ve never seen a charger where you insert a pointy end of the usb cable into the base of the toy. this is really hard to describe, so check out the gif below. once i figured this out, it was all good, but at first i was afraid i’d break it!

the toy comes in purple and hot pink. it retails for $45 on peepshow toys.

getting in toone…

i was really surprised at how powerful this little thing can be. the toone has both rumbly and buzzy settings, so there’s something here for most everyone. i ended up enjoying it more as a traditional type of vibe by pressing just one of the ears against my clit. i found it difficult to position the ears on either side of my clit. while the ears are somewhat flexible, i would have to position them just so to wrap around my clit and having to adjust them kept taking me out of the moment. everyone’s bits are different, so this is definitely a YMMV thing. i usually seek out a setting that works for me and stick with it, but i did have a good time checking out my responses to the variety of settings. it’s made easier with the placement of the power button, as i wrote above. 

i did have rather nice, intense orgasms with the toone. i’ve only used it on my own, but it could be really fun to use with a partner who can position it just so for you and then go to town with those settings!

i don’t know that it’s an everyday go-to toy for me, but the toone vibrator is a fun addition to my toybox and i definitely want to ask my Daddy to tease me with it! so cute and so affordable!

thanks so much to the fine folx at peepshow toys who sent me the toone in exchange for my honest review. please be sure to check them out for your sexy-times toy needs. and please note that i’ve used affiliate links for this review. every little bit i make from affiliate sales frees up time and energy to write more here. thank you, dear readers! ❤️

review: blush temptasia elvira

review: blush temptasia elvira

temptasia “elvira” by blush novelties. this is a black dildo with a suction base and a bulbous head.

i’m relatively new to this whole dildo thing, if you can believe it. 40+ years on this blue marble and i’ve only just acquired my third toy! peepshow toys was kind enough to add to my collection and i’m here to tell you, it’s a good addition!

the specs

blush novelties has made the “elvira,” part of the temptasia collection, for those who value the two Gs: girth and g-spot. the elvira is 6″ long, although 5.5″ is insertable. that might be a bit conservative for some folx, but that 2′ girth is my jam! it has a round, bulbous bumpy end that feels great. made out of black, body-safe silicone, the elvira also has a sturdy suction base and can be used with a harness. it’s easy to clean with a wipe or by boiling or placing in your dishwasher. be sure to clean out the small divot at the top!

mmm, yes!

i really enjoyed getting to know elvira! the silicone feels velvety and soft to the touch; you’ll probably want to rub it against your cheek a couple of times, it’s so nice. (or maybe i’m just a weirdo?) i used a little bit of the butters (go buy it here now, you will thank me) before insertion, which made it easier to use. i was immediately aware of that bump on the tip. it really does feel amazing against the g-spot and although i’m not someone who squirts fountains (i do find that impressive and hot af!), i found myself squirting quite a bit with this toy! i was impressed with it and my own body! it’s not my ultimate goal during sex and it’s okay if i don’t ever squirt, but it is a rather cool feeling.

i had a few great orgasms using elvira along with my magic wand for clitoral stimulation. it’s a really nice pairing and i can see this becoming a go-to when i want a quick, intense orgasm.

hmm, i dunno…

i wanted to try out the suction base and see if i could lower myself onto the toy. this did not work particularly well, as my legs might be too long. if you are someone shorter in stature, perhaps with more flexibility than this middle-aged woman, you would probably have luck with this. it does stick pretty well to suction-friendly surfaces. you might also be able to use it with a wall. unfortunately, i don’t have any surfaces at home that would work with this, but give it a try!

i didn’t find the elvira to be great for partner play. we might have been a little too far into things at that point to pay attention to how my partner was  inserting the toy. i found that it felt too bumpy against my cervix if it wasn’t held with the g-spot tip pointing up into me. if it went sideways, it felt unpleasantly awkward. i’ll probably keep this toy for solo play unless we devote more time to playing with it and paying attention to how it’s inserted. but that’s just us; other people might have a much better experience with the elvira during partner play. 

summing up

this is a great toy for those who love g-spot simulation. i think it’s best as a solo toy, but as always, your mileage may vary. at only $24 USD, it’s well worth giving this well-made toy a try. i’m impressed with the quality and will be trying more of blush’s line for sure.

go get your own elvira at peepshow toys using my link. your support is always so appreciated.

** thank you again to peepshow toys for providing me with the elvira in exchange for my honest review.