review: lock-n-play wristband remote vibrating panty teaser

review: lock-n-play wristband remote vibrating panty teaser

photo of the wristband sitting on a black background with a houseplant in the background

i love the idea of my lover being able to control a hidden toy attached to me in some way. i love the thought of losing control, submitting to my partner, the possibility of wearing it in public and having to suppress what would normally cause a loud moan of pleasure.

so when i received the lock-n-play wristband remote vibrating panty teaser from the fine folx at shevibe, i was really excited to give this fantasy a whirl.

the specs

the lock-n-play wristband remote vibrating panty teaser, made by calexotics, features a small vibrating “massager” that can be attached to your undies with “magnetic tab wings,” and a wristband remote. both are made of body-safe silicone. the vibrator has an almost 33-foot range, so your partner can cycle through its 12 vibration settings from across the room, at least! you can charge this bad boy up in under an hour using the enclosed USB charger; fully charged, you get about an hour of play on the highest setting.

the panty vibrator on a black background with a houseplant in the background

this toy regularly retails for $85.99USD on shevibe. however! at the moment, it’s on sale for $52.99!

eh…

i was so excited to try this toy, but quickly found that it… just isn’t for me. i fumbled around with placing the vibrator, since the magnets didn’t really connect to hold it in place attached to my undies. while i’m on the voluptuous side, i don’t think that’s the issue here. the magnets just aren’t strong enough to keep it in place.

i couldn’t walk around with this toy at all; you really do have to be stationary. (i’m all ears if someone has found a better way to use the lock-n-play while moving around!) i had hoped i could move around, say, my kitchen, while my partner controlled the vibe with the wristband, but that was not to be. i had to be sitting or reclining nearby to enjoy the toy and not spend a silly amount of time shifting it around in my pants.

although the vibrator has its own control button, it’s completely impractical to try to adjust the toy once you’ve attached it (if you can?) to your panties. i used the toy on my own and controlled it myself with the wristband, since that was just easier. the wristband worked fine close-up and from across the room; i didn’t have any problems with it sitting several feet away from my partner.

the vibe itself feels really nice on my naughty bits, but it’s not super powerful. this is a toy for teasing your partner; that’s really the appeal here. however, i suspect that the trial and error of placing the vibrator could kill the mood. so plan ahead, dear reader, and be prepared to futz around with it. once you’ve done that, it’s a nice little ride. 😈

i’d love to try one of the other toys in this particular line, since there are several with differently-shaped vibrators that might work better with my body.

the lock-n-play wristband remote vibrating panty teaser from calexotics is a high-quality toy, even if it doesn’t necessarily work for me.

thank you again to shevibe, who so graciously sent me this toy in exchange for my honest review. just a heads up: i’ve used affiliate links throughout this review. so if you feel so inclined, you can support my work, shevibe, AND get yourself an amazing toy.

review: satisfyer pro 2 vibration pressure wave stimulator

review: satisfyer pro 2 vibration pressure wave stimulator

dear reader, strangely enough, the more reviews i write, the more i feel like such an utter newbie. there is a whole world of toys i’ve never tried, even some of the classics sex toys! i’m glad i get to take you on my journey, though, because we all must learn sometime, right? and i might as well share my experiences along the way.

introducing… the satisfyer pro 2 vibration pressure wave rechargeable waterproof stimulator!

(WHEW, that’s a long name for a toy.) thanks to the fine folx at shevibe for letting me test drive this baby.

photo of the satisfyer pro 2 on a fuzzy grey blanket

the specs

the satisfyer pro 2 is certainly an elegant toy. the handle part of the toy is ergonomically pleasing with its curved shape; it fits quite nicely in the hand. the toy has a beautiful matte rose gold finish with a body-safe, silicone head. it has three easily-accessible buttons; one controls the 11 different “pressure-wave intensity settings,” according to the description on shevibe. then two others control the outer ring, which will vibrate your clit in 10 delicious ways.

the toy comes with a USB charger that attaches in the front using magnets. if you don’t have one of those fancy wall outlets that allow you to plug right in or if you don’t have an AC adapter for it, you can buy one along with your toy. i’ve found that you have to position the toy in a particular way in order to keep the magnets in place and fully charge the toy. so keep an eye out for that! the satisfyer pro 2 does keep a charge pretty well.

did i mention it’s a waterproof toy!? if you enjoy playing in the shower or tub, you might like to take the satisfyer with you for dirty fun.

speaking of getting clean, you can use a gentle soap and some water to wipe the toy off. make sure to wipe down the inside of the head. you can also use a sex toy wipe such as afterglow cleansing tissues.

yes please! (with a caveat)

i really love the orgasms i have with this toy! they almost bring tears to my eyes, since the combination of suction, pressure, and rumbling feels pretty close to the leg-shaking intensity of good oral sex. if you’re someone who enjoys more diffuse, less direct contact with your clit, this toy might not be for you. but i find the pinpoint attention to my clit so delicious!

the caveat is that i can only get off with this toy if my clitoris and the area around it is dry. using this toy with lube seems impossible, since i can’t find the sweet spot where the head sort of grabs at my clit. everything just… slides around and while it’s vibration is nice, it might not be enough to catapult me into ecstasy. one trick i’ve discovered? take a shower and dry off thoroughly, then whip this toy out.

toys with suction aren’t everyone’s fave. i became frustrated for a while with the toy since i couldn’t place it the way i needed. but i really recommend the shower trick! this is a good toy for partner play AND it feels REALLY nice on your nipples, too.

the handle part of the toy, with its button placement, really is ergonomic, easy to hold, and easy to control. it’s just the right shape for my hand and i don’t feel like i’ll easily drop it.

closeup photo of the satisfyer 2 on a grey fuzzy blanket

the satisfyer 2 pro regularly retails for $69.99 USD, but you can grab one for yourself for only $59.95 on shevibe as of 1/1/20. throw in another small item, like those and get free shipping on orders over $68. you can’t beat shevibe’s prices.

make a resolution to have more fun in the bedroom this year and prioritize pleasure!

thank you again to shevibe, who so graciously sent me a toy in exchange for my honest review. just a heads up: i’ve used affiliate links throughout this review. so if you feel so inclined, you can support my work, shevibe, AND get yourself an amazing toy.