review: satisfyer pro 2 vibration pressure wave stimulator

review: satisfyer pro 2 vibration pressure wave stimulator

dear reader, strangely enough, the more reviews i write, the more i feel like such an utter newbie. there is a whole world of toys i’ve never tried, even some of the classics sex toys! i’m glad i get to take you on my journey, though, because we all must learn sometime, right? and i might as well share my experiences along the way.

introducing… the satisfyer pro 2 vibration pressure wave rechargeable waterproof stimulator!

(WHEW, that’s a long name for a toy.) thanks to the fine folx at shevibe for letting me test drive this baby.

photo of the satisfyer pro 2 on a fuzzy grey blanket

the specs

the satisfyer pro 2 is certainly an elegant toy. the handle part of the toy is ergonomically pleasing with its curved shape; it fits quite nicely in the hand. the toy has a beautiful matte rose gold finish with a body-safe, silicone head. it has three easily-accessible buttons; one controls the 11 different “pressure-wave intensity settings,” according to the description on shevibe. then two others control the outer ring, which will vibrate your clit in 10 delicious ways.

the toy comes with a USB charger that attaches in the front using magnets. if you don’t have one of those fancy wall outlets that allow you to plug right in or if you don’t have an AC adapter for it, you can buy one along with your toy. i’ve found that you have to position the toy in a particular way in order to keep the magnets in place and fully charge the toy. so keep an eye out for that! the satisfyer pro 2 does keep a charge pretty well.

did i mention it’s a waterproof toy!? if you enjoy playing in the shower or tub, you might like to take the satisfyer with you for dirty fun.

speaking of getting clean, you can use a gentle soap and some water to wipe the toy off. make sure to wipe down the inside of the head. you can also use a sex toy wipe such as afterglow cleansing tissues.

yes please! (with a caveat)

i really love the orgasms i have with this toy! they almost bring tears to my eyes, since the combination of suction, pressure, and rumbling feels pretty close to the leg-shaking intensity of good oral sex. if you’re someone who enjoys more diffuse, less direct contact with your clit, this toy might not be for you. but i find the pinpoint attention to my clit so delicious!

the caveat is that i can only get off with this toy if my clitoris and the area around it is dry. using this toy with lube seems impossible, since i can’t find the sweet spot where the head sort of grabs at my clit. everything just… slides around and while it’s vibration is nice, it might not be enough to catapult me into ecstasy. one trick i’ve discovered? take a shower and dry off thoroughly, then whip this toy out.

toys with suction aren’t everyone’s fave. i became frustrated for a while with the toy since i couldn’t place it the way i needed. but i really recommend the shower trick! this is a good toy for partner play AND it feels REALLY nice on your nipples, too.

the handle part of the toy, with its button placement, really is ergonomic, easy to hold, and easy to control. it’s just the right shape for my hand and i don’t feel like i’ll easily drop it.

closeup photo of the satisfyer 2 on a grey fuzzy blanket

the satisfyer 2 pro regularly retails for $69.99 USD, but you can grab one for yourself for only $59.95 on shevibe as of 1/1/20. throw in another small item, like those and get free shipping on orders over $68. you can’t beat shevibe’s prices.

make a resolution to have more fun in the bedroom this year and prioritize pleasure!

thank you again to shevibe, who so graciously sent me a toy in exchange for my honest review. just a heads up: i’ve used affiliate links throughout this review. so if you feel so inclined, you can support my work, shevibe, AND get yourself an amazing toy.

review: screaming o toone vibrator

review: screaming o toone vibrator

waaaaay back when, sometime last summer, the fine folx at peepshow toys sent me this toy to review (along with the very good blush temptasia elvira). unfortunately, life intervened in the form of a chronic illness and work stress, so although i gave this toy a thorough testing, sadly i haven’t sat down to write a review until now. forgive me, peeps at peepshow.

onward! 

the specs:

the screaming o toone is a rechargeable, body-safe silicone-coated vibrator with a cute, funny shape. it looks a bit like a bunny, with two flexible ears meant to “surround” the clit. let me tell you – this thing will get you hoppin’ on just the right setting! and with 10 vibration settings and 10 patterns, you’ll have fun discovering which setting is the best for you. each “ear” has its own motor. this really does make it a powerful vibe for its size. speaking of, this vibe is 4.2 inches in length and 2 inches wide. it fits nicely in the hand and the power button, which you also use to adjust its vibration, is in a very convenient place for switching things up while you’re playing with it.

the toone can be used for about an hour before it runs out of power, but i’ve let it sit for a while (read: months) and it’s still charged and ready to go. the charging mechanism was a little strange for me. i’ve never seen a charger where you insert a pointy end of the usb cable into the base of the toy. this is really hard to describe, so check out the gif below. once i figured this out, it was all good, but at first i was afraid i’d break it!

the toy comes in purple and hot pink. it retails for $45 on peepshow toys.

getting in toone…

i was really surprised at how powerful this little thing can be. the toone has both rumbly and buzzy settings, so there’s something here for most everyone. i ended up enjoying it more as a traditional type of vibe by pressing just one of the ears against my clit. i found it difficult to position the ears on either side of my clit. while the ears are somewhat flexible, i would have to position them just so to wrap around my clit and having to adjust them kept taking me out of the moment. everyone’s bits are different, so this is definitely a YMMV thing. i usually seek out a setting that works for me and stick with it, but i did have a good time checking out my responses to the variety of settings. it’s made easier with the placement of the power button, as i wrote above. 

i did have rather nice, intense orgasms with the toone. i’ve only used it on my own, but it could be really fun to use with a partner who can position it just so for you and then go to town with those settings!

i don’t know that it’s an everyday go-to toy for me, but the toone vibrator is a fun addition to my toybox and i definitely want to ask my Daddy to tease me with it! so cute and so affordable!

thanks so much to the fine folx at peepshow toys who sent me the toone in exchange for my honest review. please be sure to check them out for your sexy-times toy needs. and please note that i’ve used affiliate links for this review. every little bit i make from affiliate sales frees up time and energy to write more here. thank you, dear readers! ❤️