review: crystal glass pleasure wand

review: crystal glass pleasure wand

photo of a blue glass dildo on a white sheet

i’m admittedly not an expert on dildos (YET). but i do think i have high standards! i’m happy to say that the fine folx at shevibe were kind enough to send me a crystal glass pleasure wand by ns novelties for review. adding a non-silicone dildo to my collection was a good move. it’s a lovely glass dildo for a reasonable price. i’m impressed!

the specs:

this gorgeous cobalt-blue glass piece is handblown and made of 100% hygienically superior borosilicate glass. it boasts 6″ of insertable length and is 1.4″ in width at its widest point. it can be both heated and cooled for use. even better, it can be used with any lubricant you like. you can easily clean it with soap and water.

the crystal glass pleasure wand is body-safe, phthalate-free, and non-porous! we like toys that keep us nice and healthy. at a retail price of $25USD, it’s a great investment in your pleasure. and it’s such a beautiful blue, you might just want to display it when you’re not playing with it!

yes please!

i’ve used this toy mostly for solo play. however, it would be a great addition to partner play as well. inserting the pleasure wand is a breeze, with or without lube. it easily slides in and out and catches the vibration of my magic wand. that gives me an extra fun internal buzz. it quickly warms to my body heat and feels nice in my hand.

i’m really big on toys that don’t require a lot of gripping right now, as i’ve been having a lot of pain in my hands due to my arthritis. the crystal glass pleasure wand is just so easy to use; i can even just clench it inside with no hands and have that feeling of fullness so many of us like.

i have not tried this cold, but i want to try that next. it sounds especially delicious for hot weather! a cold glass dildo will definitely stun your partner into submission. 😉 i also haven’t tried this for anal play, but it seems to me it would be perfect for beginners. It’s not terribly large or intimidating and would insert smoothly.

thank you again to shevibe, who so graciously sent me a toy in exchange for my honest review. i’m happy to tell you that as of this writing, the toy is on sale at shevibe for $22.99USD! go buy one. it’s a really lovely and well-made piece to add to your collection. you can’t go wrong.

just a heads up: i’ve used affiliate links throughout this review. so if you feel so inclined, you can support my work, shevibe, AND get yourself an amazing dildo.

review: screaming o toone vibrator

review: screaming o toone vibrator

waaaaay back when, sometime last summer, the fine folx at peepshow toys sent me this toy to review (along with the very good blush temptasia elvira). unfortunately, life intervened in the form of a chronic illness and work stress, so although i gave this toy a thorough testing, sadly i haven’t sat down to write a review until now. forgive me, peeps at peepshow.


the specs:

the screaming o toone is a rechargeable, body-safe silicone-coated vibrator with a cute, funny shape. it looks a bit like a bunny, with two flexible ears meant to “surround” the clit. let me tell you – this thing will get you hoppin’ on just the right setting! and with 10 vibration settings and 10 patterns, you’ll have fun discovering which setting is the best for you. each “ear” has its own motor. this really does make it a powerful vibe for its size. speaking of, this vibe is 4.2 inches in length and 2 inches wide. it fits nicely in the hand and the power button, which you also use to adjust its vibration, is in a very convenient place for switching things up while you’re playing with it.

the toone can be used for about an hour before it runs out of power, but i’ve let it sit for a while (read: months) and it’s still charged and ready to go. the charging mechanism was a little strange for me. i’ve never seen a charger where you insert a pointy end of the usb cable into the base of the toy. this is really hard to describe, so check out the gif below. once i figured this out, it was all good, but at first i was afraid i’d break it!

the toy comes in purple and hot pink. it retails for $45 on peepshow toys.

getting in toone…

i was really surprised at how powerful this little thing can be. the toone has both rumbly and buzzy settings, so there’s something here for most everyone. i ended up enjoying it more as a traditional type of vibe by pressing just one of the ears against my clit. i found it difficult to position the ears on either side of my clit. while the ears are somewhat flexible, i would have to position them just so to wrap around my clit and having to adjust them kept taking me out of the moment. everyone’s bits are different, so this is definitely a YMMV thing. i usually seek out a setting that works for me and stick with it, but i did have a good time checking out my responses to the variety of settings. it’s made easier with the placement of the power button, as i wrote above. 

i did have rather nice, intense orgasms with the toone. i’ve only used it on my own, but it could be really fun to use with a partner who can position it just so for you and then go to town with those settings!

i don’t know that it’s an everyday go-to toy for me, but the toone vibrator is a fun addition to my toybox and i definitely want to ask my Daddy to tease me with it! so cute and so affordable!

thanks so much to the fine folx at peepshow toys who sent me the toone in exchange for my honest review. please be sure to check them out for your sexy-times toy needs. and please note that i’ve used affiliate links for this review. every little bit i make from affiliate sales frees up time and energy to write more here. thank you, dear readers! ❤️