review: blush temptasia elvira

review: blush temptasia elvira

temptasia “elvira” by blush novelties. this is a black dildo with a suction base and a bulbous head.

i’m relatively new to this whole dildo thing, if you can believe it. 40+ years on this blue marble and i’ve only just acquired my third toy! peepshow toys was kind enough to add to my collection and i’m here to tell you, it’s a good addition!

the specs

blush novelties has made the “elvira,” part of the temptasia collection, for those who value the two Gs: girth and g-spot. the elvira is 6″ long, although 5.5″ is insertable. that might be a bit conservative for some folx, but that 2′ girth is my jam! it has a round, bulbous bumpy end that feels great. made out of black, body-safe silicone, the elvira also has a sturdy suction base and can be used with a harness. it’s easy to clean with a wipe or by boiling or placing in your dishwasher. be sure to clean out the small divot at the top!

mmm, yes!

i really enjoyed getting to know elvira! the silicone feels velvety and soft to the touch; you’ll probably want to rub it against your cheek a couple of times, it’s so nice. (or maybe i’m just a weirdo?) i used a little bit of the butters (go buy it here now, you will thank me) before insertion, which made it easier to use. i was immediately aware of that bump on the tip. it really does feel amazing against the g-spot and although i’m not someone who squirts fountains (i do find that impressive and hot af!), i found myself squirting quite a bit with this toy! i was impressed with it and my own body! it’s not my ultimate goal during sex and it’s okay if i don’t ever squirt, but it is a rather cool feeling.

i had a few great orgasms using elvira along with my magic wand for clitoral stimulation. it’s a really nice pairing and i can see this becoming a go-to when i want a quick, intense orgasm.

hmm, i dunno…

i wanted to try out the suction base and see if i could lower myself onto the toy. this did not work particularly well, as my legs might be too long. if you are someone shorter in stature, perhaps with more flexibility than this middle-aged woman, you would probably have luck with this. it does stick pretty well to suction-friendly surfaces. you might also be able to use it with a wall. unfortunately, i don’t have any surfaces at home that would work with this, but give it a try!

i didn’t find the elvira to be great for partner play. we might have been a little too far into things at that point to pay attention to how my partner was  inserting the toy. i found that it felt too bumpy against my cervix if it wasn’t held with the g-spot tip pointing up into me. if it went sideways, it felt unpleasantly awkward. i’ll probably keep this toy for solo play unless we devote more time to playing with it and paying attention to how it’s inserted. but that’s just us; other people might have a much better experience with the elvira during partner play. 

summing up

this is a great toy for those who love g-spot simulation. i think it’s best as a solo toy, but as always, your mileage may vary. at only $24 USD, it’s well worth giving this well-made toy a try. i’m impressed with the quality and will be trying more of blush’s line for sure.

go get your own elvira at peepshow toys using my link. your support is always so appreciated.

** thank you again to peepshow toys for providing me with the elvira in exchange for my honest review.

just us

just us

if i could fuck you, i would.

no phones. no distractions. no one else.

you, me, and a couple bottles of wine.

i would seduce you. you would give in, give yourself to me finally. your lips, stained red with cabernet and sticky strawberry gloss, would press to mine, searching and tasting. you would pull back, and your eyes would scan my face. you’d watch as i slowly smiled, and then, drunkenly, warmly, your hand would find my knee and then my thigh.

i would turn up the volume on the stereo until the beat of the music eclipsed the sound of my heartbeat  and our pulses merged. my hips would slightly rock and they would dare you to bring your hand upward to my soft, wet place.

a thousand little lights piercing the dark between us – those are stars.

we are stars.

i would stand and offer my hand to you, helping you to your feet. i’d brush the hair from your cheek and lovingly tuck it behind your ear. i’ve always loved your soft, curly hair and any opportunity i’ve had to touch it, i’ve taken. i’d have to pull you in again to kiss you. i can’t resist you. i’ve never been able to resist you. you know this.

you would lead me to the kitchen and we’d pour another glass of wine. cheers to us, my dear. you would hop up onto the counter, your bare feet swinging up in the air and gently tapping the cabinets on their return. (so girlish, so fresh-faced you are.) just as your last throaty laugh would dissolve into the air, i’d lean in and kiss you again.

this time, you’d want more, though. no more shy banter, no more teasing each other. suddenly your hands would roam my torso. the buttons on my shirt would be undone for me, then the shirt tossed to the kitchen floor. in a split second, i’d hike your skirt up and spread your legs apart. your knickers would be damp and i’d slip them to the side, exploring until my finger came to rest on your clit. i would rub and rub and ease my left middle finger into your cunt. i’d work your pussy until you begged for my tongue to finish you off.

your legs wrapped around my lower back. your nails digging into my ass. the hum of the fridge and the music from the other room.

nothing here but us.